Do you think if you were overweight and became skinny you would become one of those spokes-people for Subway or Bow Flex?

I would like to believe I would.

What would I have to lose?

My dignity maybe?

Would I be trotted around the world like Jerry(?) from Subway?  Doing commercials and radio spots talking about how I used to be a whale of a man?  But, you have to figure in the guy probably gets a decent paycheck for doing almost nothing.  He probably always gets free Subway and probably even some other free stuff.  Like when Nascar does some kind of promotional deal with Subway he'll get a car.  (Probably not)

Of course, after your Bow Flex fame died out you could go on some VH1 show and get into fights with other washed up celebrities.

I think I would do it.