http://ubernes.blogdrive.com/ [mGE] - [Mild Goose Entertainment] - Same great taste. Different name. Tue, 19 Dec 2006 04:00:06 PST http://www.blogdrive.com Copyright 2006. Humor Music Movies http://ubernes.blogdrive.com/archive/561.html Tue, 19 Dec 2006 08:55:41 GMT Let's face it; getting a degree in college has become a joke. A generation before ours, and I'm speaking as an early 20-something, graduating college meant being better than everyone else your age. Now, all you need is a part-time job at Home Depot and a student loan. Boring. I'll be the first person to proclaim that I'm so glad tuition got raised. I really am. A university education needs to become so expensive that only the rich and students determined and intelligent enough to get scholarships can possibly attend. Did you get Cs and Bs in high school? Fuck off, you're... (more) http://ubernes.blogdrive.com/comments?id=561 http://ubernes.blogdrive.com/archive/560.html Fri, 30 Jun 2006 05:09:39 GMT Actually I’ve been working on this mix for my iPod Shuffle and I think I just finished it. At first I tried to not repeat any artists and then I realized I wanted to hear Mates of State and Tegan & Sara way too much, so I made exceptions. Here’s the gist of it; “Scenario” by A Tribe Called Quest “Like Foxes Through Fences” by The American Analog Set “Neighborhood #2” by The Arcade Fire “Pattern Against User” by At the Drive-In ”L.A. X” by Big D and the Kids Table “River of Dreams” by Billy Joel “Banquet” by Bloc Party “Earthquakes and Sharks” by... (more) http://ubernes.blogdrive.com/comments?id=560 http://ubernes.blogdrive.com/archive/559.html Thu, 29 Jun 2006 18:04:33 GMT I'm leaving for Italy tomorrow (Friday) for a month, so hopefully I plan on turning this into a semi-insightful photo blog. I'd love to do it everyday with at least just a picture. So, check it often in July. http://ubernes.blogdrive.com/comments?id=559 http://ubernes.blogdrive.com/archive/558.html Sun, 25 Jun 2006 07:28:09 GMT I’m only writing this update because I left my memory card for Mario Baseball in New Britain and I don’t feel like starting a new game. (jk) So, there’s this radio station Star 99.9 in Connecticut. It may even seep into Rhode Island. But, I’ll use their description to tell you all about it. It’s “soft and contemporary”. Which pretty much means that it is boring. This is the kind of music that will play when you work in a cubicle. It’s completely work safe. They should really change the slogan to, “Play this radio station at your work place if you want to put your... (more) http://ubernes.blogdrive.com/comments?id=558 http://ubernes.blogdrive.com/archive/557.html Wed, 14 Jun 2006 23:05:19 GMT Today’s a sad day. You may be thinking, “Mark, why is it a sad day?” Well, today I woke up this morning, ate breakfast, went to work, ate lunch, went home, and then sat on my computer. You know what I found out at 6PM EASTERN TIME!? It’s Flag Day. I’ve been going about my day like it was Wednesday June 14th. What a crying shame. What a waste. What a sad day. Instead of living the American dream and running through the streets with my flag, I’ve been walking around like it was a regular day. Man, this sucks. http://ubernes.blogdrive.com/comments?id=557 http://ubernes.blogdrive.com/archive/556.html Thu, 18 May 2006 23:25:21 GMT You know how people who are running when they get to a stop light they run in place? Now if by doing that is truly effective, why aren’t people just running in place at there own home? At seems to be more convenient, probably less wear and tear on your shoes too. Well I guess you’d be missing out on the sun, but what about those people that run in the rain or when it’s cloudy? Why don’t they just save themselves the bad weather and run in place inside? I’ve come to the conclusion that running in place is silly! Also, in a “breaking” story on NBC or ABC tonight at 11 they... (more) http://ubernes.blogdrive.com/comments?id=556 http://ubernes.blogdrive.com/archive/554.html Tue, 16 May 2006 06:37:55 GMT I decided my last update could be expanded upon incase some of you haven’t realized how much freaking money I’m trying to save you! Think of me as Geico, but I won’t trick you with my humor and then not pay your medical bills when you’re dying of some strange African ferret-born disease that’s not in the clause. Even though, I will not do that either. At least I’m not making any promises I can’t keep up front. Look at what three years of college and two (maybe three) courses of college-level! That’s right, college level…MATH! …Has taught me. 1.00 (price per birthday card)... (more) http://ubernes.blogdrive.com/comments?id=554 http://ubernes.blogdrive.com/archive/553.html Thu, 11 May 2006 01:52:06 GMT So at Kinkos they sell birthday cards, but they also make copies for 7 cents. The birthday cards are... probably a dollar. What if you just made a copy of the birthday card and put it back? Huh? Huh? http://ubernes.blogdrive.com/comments?id=553 http://ubernes.blogdrive.com/archive/552.html Mon, 24 Apr 2006 03:27:34 GMT If you have a livejournal account go here: http://plasticpolaroid.livejournal.com/ And vote for the best egg. Seriously. http://ubernes.blogdrive.com/comments?id=552 http://ubernes.blogdrive.com/archive/550.html Fri, 21 Apr 2006 05:33:01 GMT Do you think if you were overweight and became skinny you would become one of those spokes-people for Subway or Bow Flex? I would like to believe I would. What would I have to lose? My dignity maybe? Would I be trotted around the world like Jerry(?) from Subway? Doing commercials and radio spots talking about how I used to be a whale of a man? But, you have to figure in the guy probably gets a decent paycheck for doing almost nothing. He probably always gets free Subway and probably even some other free stuff. Like when Nascar does some kind of promotional deal... (more) http://ubernes.blogdrive.com/comments?id=550